Maybe Baby

I been stuck in the doctor’s office
I been kicking around the sick kid’s pen
And you finally came by yesterday
Asking if we can be friends
It was fall this time last year
When you up and left me dear
And I’m still waiting on my appointment

Well a world has changed between us
People come together people fall apart
As you see I’ve joined the society
For the liberation of tinker toy art
You always said I was need of applause
A life for a crowd instead of a cause
You say I’m such a disappointment

And I say “Maybe baby,
Girl you drive me crazy
But I’ve just got to tell you that I love you a lot!”
And I say, “Lady, save me,
I feel like such a baby
But baby you’re the one thing that this boy just don’t got!”

Baby what’s the use of talking tell me
What could you possibly have to say?
I know you took the Doctor to Morocca
And you used up all of my severance pay
I canned for crying all of the time
You had me standing on the loverboy line
And now I’m waiting on unemployment

Babies all around me teething and screaming
I’m drowning in all of the tears
And mommies lick me up and down
They’re hungry cause everybody’s single in here
Well I could have another mother lover each week
But you’re the only mom I want touching my cheek
Cause none of them got your diaper rash ointment

And I say, “Maybe Baby,
Girl you know I’m crazy
But I’ve just got to tell you that I love you a lot!”
And I say, “Lady, save me
I feel like such a baby
But baby you’re the one thing that this boy just don’t got!”

And I need more
I need all you’ve got and I still want more
Too much is not enough
In all the world there’s just one world
There’s just one world

Sugar let’s go back to college
We could do the rewind we could play from the start
Booger pick apart your knowledge
We know you never meant to break my heart
Lovely you were gone so long
That I can’t remember if you were real
Now the office walls come-a-tumbling down
But I don’t remember how I’m supposed to feel
I don’t understand you said I misunderstood
You tell me I can well babe I would if I could
But I girl I’ve lost my patience with all your patients
And I’m not feeling good

So I say, “Maybe Baby,
You’re Doctor says I’m crazy
But I’ve just got to tell you that I love you a lot!”
And I say, “Maybe Baby
It’s all because I’m lazy
But all my voices tell me you’re the one thing I got!”

And the voice say hoo!
And the voice ain’t talking to me he’s talking to you now
And the voice he tells you all the things I do now
He say “Babe you know he’s doing it all for you now!”
He say “Steve don’t leave can I please stay here with you now!”
I’m so scared out there I don’t know what to do now
Yabba Dabba Dabba Dabba Dabba Dabba Dabba Dabba Dabba
Do now yeah do now yeah!